8th Evil Ex - Bradley Thomas

Look out Scott Pilgrim!

It's Bradley Thomas the barefoot blogger! Armed with his zero-point energy watch and rugged laptop he blogs his way through coffee shops, ordering ridiculous drinks and keeping his thousands of followers up to date on his "hard-core" barefoot approach to the blog-o-sphere.

Bradley has also developed his own style of martial art that is a combination of exhibition blogging and long fist kung fu. He can adeptly deal out punishing blows while never failing to miss a key on his all terrain laptop, making sure his followers are fed a continual stream of sweet blog and vlog action.

Bradley dated Ramona for a brief period of time in grade school after he first removed his shoes for gym class. He forgot to put them back on and Ramona swooned as she mistook his general laziness for anti-establishment actions against the totalitarian elementary school. Bradley never put shoes or socks on for that matter ever again.

So tread carefully through those caffeinated canals of calamity Scott! Bradley is one mean customer that waits in line for no one and never fails to tweet about a sub-par latte!