deviant art

Deviant Login Shop  Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour
[x]
Shop Similar Prints
This Print Not Available
Download Image
JPG, 1250×737
more ▶

More from *jouste

Featured in Groups:

Details

June 27, 2010
423 KB
1250×737
Link
Thumb

Statistics

Comments: 48
Favourites: 62 [who?]

Views: 4,578 (1 today)
Downloads: 59 (0 today)

License

Creative Commons License
Some rights reserved. This work is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 License.
[x]
:iconjouste:
watch out folks!

it's a highly skilled hellbeltcher!

these nasty shoulder mounted beasts are fed an alarmingly dangerous amount of fangoes and erupt caustic doom from afar with a violent vomity vengeance! fangoes are horrifying fruit that grow in small bunches on man-eating trees. luckily, the large yellow thrucks are not mere men and can pick these demonic fruits with impunity and use them to equip their shoulder mounted squadrons with their terrifying ammunition.

here we can also see the traditional thruck form of war decoration, where a gold studded iron nail is driven into the thrucks shoulder. this particular thruck is quite notorious and has been awarded enough shoulder spikes to equate at least 8 successful missions.

as for the hellbeltcher itself, it is usually made from an iron-bellied regurgitater. these lizards are usually held in place with splints and other bondage and affixed with a crude glass scope. regurgitaters are so sturdy that they can go for months under these horrible circumstances; being constantly crammed with noxious fangoes and bombarding bone-headed beasts with bulimia!

cover your heads and flee friends! else the hellbeltchers will claim another disgusting and slimy victory!

-jouste the drawbarian
Add a Comment:
 
love 6 6 joy 7 7 wow 0 0 mad 0 0 sad 0 0 fear 1 1 neutral 0 0
:icondemialc-neeb-sah-em:
I've heard bulimia is bad for your health, but this is ridiculous.
Reply
:iconjouste:
*jouste Jan 1, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
yeah those little guys there can take it though ;D
Reply
:iconjouste:
Mood: Joy *jouste Oct 31, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
he has a great dentist
Reply
:iconprojectendo:
*ProjectENDO Sep 3, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HA! Hehehe... haHAAAA! It barfs heehee :3
Reply
:iconjouste:
Mood: Joy *jouste Sep 6, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
lol does it ever! it barfs like super hardcore!
Reply
:iconprojectendo:
*ProjectENDO Sep 7, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Like kelly clarkson.
Reply
:iconjouste:
*jouste Sep 7, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
lol, i didn't know she barfed that much.
Reply
:iconsszag1:
So, it shoots killer burps brought on by banana-shaped ammunition fruit?
Reply
:iconjouste:
*jouste Jun 29, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
yea hits more the noise that its named after. its a horrible corrosive vomit shot that lands with a great splat.
Reply
Add a Comment: